Tumhari Aisi-Taisi, A Poem After BJP’s Landslide Victory

Lo ban gayi Sarkar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi
Sisak rahe makkar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi

Pass nahin ho paya ‘pappu’ ab ke bhi
Bhaag liya Sardar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi

Bafad rahe the Sibbal, Beni, Manish Ji
Chhena bungla Car, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi

Mehangai, Bekaari rovein sisak-sisak
Vyaakul Bhrastachar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi

Kab aaoge Joh rahe hum Vadra Ji
Puchhe Karagaar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi

Amma, Didi aur Behen Ji gum-sum hain
Shadi Shuda hai Yaar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi

Secular, Topi, Sampradayikta ke Bando,
Band hua vyaapar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi

Ajai Rai, Kejri Nikammo
Batlao kaha gaya Mukhtaar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi

Madam Ji Italy ka ticket kata lo ab,
Plane khada taiyaar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi

Rok sako to roko, Modi aaya hai
Hokar Sher Sawaar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi!!

Biwiyo Ke Maayke Rehne Jaane Ka Chalan

Biwiyo ke maayke rehne jaane ka chalan saal mein 3 baar hona chahiye

Iske Faayde..

1. Isse Pati-Patni mein prem badhega
2. Talaak ka mamla ghatega
3. Maayke mein bhi biwiyo ko apna bhaav pata chalega
4. Pati ki kadra badhegi
5. Baar baar mayke ki dhamki kam hogi
6. Maayke walo ko apni betiyo ki sahi aadatein pata chalengi
7. Daamad ke prati sahanubhooti badhegi!

Aap logo ko aur fayde pata to ho batayein jaroor!

Rupee Dollar Rakhi Funny

Breaking news .
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The only way
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to save the Rupee
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tie a rakhi to the Dollar.
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. "Meri raksha karna!"

How many apples can you eat in empty stomach

Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?

Girl: I can eat 6 apples.

Boy: you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach

bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.

Girl: waow super joke I'll tell my friend.

Girl to Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?

Other Girl: I can eat 10.

Girl: pagal 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati...!:D:D