RAJNIKANTH was teaching his grandson how to use a toy gun in Chennai...
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Bin Laden died by mistake in Pakistan...
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Bin Laden died by mistake in Pakistan...
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Monday, February 6, 2012
andha kanoon
1 baar ek judge ne RAJNIKANTH ko crime karte hue dekh liya.
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Tabse kanoon andha ho gya.
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Tabse kanoon andha ho gya.
Magnetic Compass always point North
Why does the needle of a Magnetic compass always point North?
Because Rajnikanth lives in south & nobody dares to point at him...!
Because Rajnikanth lives in south & nobody dares to point at him...!
Rajnikanth Poked
FaceBook founder Mark Zuckerberg is hospitalized with serious injury.
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Sources revealed, Rajnikanth poked him on FaceBook!
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Sources revealed, Rajnikanth poked him on FaceBook!
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Asset and Liability
Banta: What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
Santa: A drunk guy is a Liability and a drunk girl is an Asset!
Santa: A drunk guy is a Liability and a drunk girl is an Asset!
Friday, February 3, 2012
Smart Engineer
Smart Engineer
Three guys go down to Mexico one night, get drunk and wake up in jail. They find out that they're to be executed for their crimes but none of them can remember what they have done.
The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if he has any last words. He says, "I am a priest and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens; so they figure God must not want this guy to die, and let him go.
The second one is strapped in and gives his last words. "I am an attorney and I believe in the eternal power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." The switch is thrown and again nothing happens.
Figuring the law is on this guy's side, they let him go.
The last one is strapped in and say's "I'm an electrical engineer, and I'll tell you right now, you'll never electrocute anybody if you don't connect those two wires." God rest his soul.
Three guys go down to Mexico one night, get drunk and wake up in jail. They find out that they're to be executed for their crimes but none of them can remember what they have done.
The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if he has any last words. He says, "I am a priest and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens; so they figure God must not want this guy to die, and let him go.
The second one is strapped in and gives his last words. "I am an attorney and I believe in the eternal power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." The switch is thrown and again nothing happens.
Figuring the law is on this guy's side, they let him go.
The last one is strapped in and say's "I'm an electrical engineer, and I'll tell you right now, you'll never electrocute anybody if you don't connect those two wires." God rest his soul.
things in life that are difficult to achieve
Two things in life that are difficult to achieve:
1. To plant your idea in someone's head.
2. To plant someone's money in your own pocket.
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* The one who succeeds in the former- is a 'teacher'.
* The one who succeeds in the latter- is a 'boss'.
* The one who succeeds in both is a 'wife'.
* The one who fails in both is a 'husband'!
1. To plant your idea in someone's head.
2. To plant someone's money in your own pocket.
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* The one who succeeds in the former- is a 'teacher'.
* The one who succeeds in the latter- is a 'boss'.
* The one who succeeds in both is a 'wife'.
* The one who fails in both is a 'husband'!
TRAGEDIES OF A BOY'S LIFE
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Students life and their Moments
| Students life and their Moments Most irritating moment: Morning alarms Most dreadful journey: Way to class :( Most lovely time: Meeting friends! Most tragic news: Test in 1st period Most wonderful news: Teacher is absent ;) Most relaxing area: BACK BENCHERS :-) Most funny moment: Teacher cracks a joke and nobody laughs.. |
The Facebook Addiction
The Facebook Addiction
Teacher: Wat will you do after growing up?
Student: Facebooking
T: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?
S: Admin of facebook pages ;)
T: OMG! I MEAN wat will you ACHIEVE after you grow up?
S: Facebook Admin Rights
T: IDIOT! I MEAN wat will you do for your PARENTS?
S: I create a page for them on facebooK. 'I MOM & DAD'
T: Stupid! Wat do your parents want from YOU?
S: My facebook password!
T: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE?
S: Facebook but never face your books...
This is called FB Addiction...
Teacher: Wat will you do after growing up?
Student: Facebooking
T: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?
S: Admin of facebook pages ;)
T: OMG! I MEAN wat will you ACHIEVE after you grow up?
S: Facebook Admin Rights
T: IDIOT! I MEAN wat will you do for your PARENTS?
S: I create a page for them on facebooK. 'I MOM & DAD'
T: Stupid! Wat do your parents want from YOU?
S: My facebook password!
T: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE?
S: Facebook but never face your books...
This is called FB Addiction...
A MATHEMATICAL WEDDING INVITATION
A MATHEMATICAL WEDDING INVITATION
Mr & Mrs.Algebra welcomes u for wedding of their son
Differentiation with Integration
(Do, Mr & Mrs. Calculus)
Place: Matrix hall 5, Parallel Line St, Square root Tower,
Near Polynomial Hospital,
With Best Compliments from
Mr & Mrs. Vector
Mr & Mrs. Theorem
Bus Route: tan60, cos180, sec45, cot30, sin90.
Mr & Mrs.Algebra welcomes u for wedding of their son
Differentiation with Integration
(Do, Mr & Mrs. Calculus)
Place: Matrix hall 5, Parallel Line St, Square root Tower,
Near Polynomial Hospital,
With Best Compliments from
Mr & Mrs. Vector
Mr & Mrs. Theorem
Bus Route: tan60, cos180, sec45, cot30, sin90.
Worried Captain
A company was going to hav a friendly "CRICKET" match with another company.
The bosses will b made the captains. one of the bosses goes home n has a conversation with his wife :-
Boss: I am very worried
Wife: Why what happened?
Boss: I have been made the captain for the cricket match
Wife: So what's the problem??
Boss: I can't play Cricket
Wife: Ohh!! Come on dear, this is India here it is understood that the captain doesnt know how to play!
The bosses will b made the captains. one of the bosses goes home n has a conversation with his wife :-
Boss: I am very worried
Wife: Why what happened?
Boss: I have been made the captain for the cricket match
Wife: So what's the problem??
Boss: I can't play Cricket
Wife: Ohh!! Come on dear, this is India here it is understood that the captain doesnt know how to play!
Exams are like cricket match
Exams are like cricket match.
Examination hall is the field.
Teacher is the umpire.
Question paper is the opposite team.
Answer sheet is the pitch.
Correct answers are the runs.
No. Of questions is the target.
Pen is the bat.
Wrong answer is out.
Time out is no ball.
Submiting answer sheet is result of match!
Examination hall is the field.
Teacher is the umpire.
Question paper is the opposite team.
Answer sheet is the pitch.
Correct answers are the runs.
No. Of questions is the target.
Pen is the bat.
Wrong answer is out.
Time out is no ball.
Submiting answer sheet is result of match!
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Cricketers Mindset Do or Die
| Cricketers mindset: "DO Vs DIE" .. Ganguly: Do or die. Sehwag: Do before you die. Dravid: DO until they die. Tendulkar: do that will never die... Laxman: Do when everyone else die. Yuvraj: Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat).... Dhoni: Do everything before luck die. |
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Loving Couples
The loving couples
A just married young couple came to see doctor, after checking husband in private room he came out and said to wife, “Ma'am your husband needs rest, so that I prescribed sleeping pills”
Wife asked, “So, when should I give him this sleeping pills.”
Doctor said, “No ma'am these are for you.”
A just married young couple came to see doctor, after checking husband in private room he came out and said to wife, “Ma'am your husband needs rest, so that I prescribed sleeping pills”
Wife asked, “So, when should I give him this sleeping pills.”
Doctor said, “No ma'am these are for you.”
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