Friday, October 19, 2012

Santa and English


In Eng exam, Santa made sentences of Given WORDS as:

 1. WHAT - Sita ko Ram k saath dekh kar Pappu k mathay par WHAT par gaye

 2. KILL - Sonu ne Deewar par KILL thoak k tasveer tang di

 3. DIG - Paon phisal janay k wajah se Ramu farsh pe DIG gaya

 4. MY - Hum ne ghar k kaam k liye ek MY rakhi hui hai

 5. PUT: Kal Santa ne plant PUT ditta ;) =))

Thursday, October 4, 2012

expensive drop of female tear.


There is nothing more expensive than a single drop of female tear!!!

 When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with "chanel" eyeliner and "Dior" mascara ;;) ..then when it comes down to the cheek..it mixes with "D&G" blusher :and in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with "burberry" lipstick
 This means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs15000