Height of over confidence

Height of over confidence B-)
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A man marrying his own secretary thinking she will follow his orders as before..!!!:P

Boy and Girl

Boy:- I Love U , tum iss duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho .....

Girl:- Par tumhare peeche to mujh se bhi zyada
khubsurat ladki khadi hai ................

Ladke ne mud kar dekha to waha koi nahi tha ...........

Girl:- Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte
toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte ...............

"I HATE YOU"

Moral :- Moral woral kuch nahi , bas ladki zara tez nikali .....

" Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere dosto "

Boy:- Jaisi tumhari marzi , but ab ye diamond ring
main kise dunga ..............

Girl:- Lo ! Ab main apne jaanu ke saath mazak bhi
nahi kar sakti kya .............

Ladki ne ring box me dekha .........

Girl:- Ye to khaali hai ..................

Boy:- Agar tum mujh se sacha pyaar karti to kabhi verify
nahi karti ki iss me ring hai ke nahi .............

" I HATE YOU "

Moral:- Ladki Jitni Tez Hoti Hai , Utni Hi Tez Uski Watt
Bhi Lagti Hai .................. 1 Like n Share toh banta hai boss

Definition of Love

Santa: What is difference between coffee shop & wìne shop?


Banta: coffee shop is the starting point of love and wìne shop is last point of love.

Santa and God

Santa: Log mujhe Bhagwaan samajhne lage hai....

Banta: Kaise pata? 

Santa: Main Park gaya to Log kehne lage- "Hae Bhagwaan, tum firr aa gaye!."

Financial Management without MBA

A Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
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He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner...
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Bill Rs. 3000/-
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He Was Unable To Pay!!!
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Manager Handed Him To Police!!!
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He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!!
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Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..

All Men are same

The woman who invented the phrase, "All guys are the same." was a chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China."

Marriage of Doctor

Doctor ki shaadi kuch is tarah se honi chahiye.

MEHENDI ki jagah DETTOL solution istemal ho.
BAARAT ambulance me jaye,
SHAADI hospital me ho.

PHOTO ki jagah X-ray liya jaye or kya khub ho agar KHANE me Vitamin C & B ki goli di jaye,
MEHMANO ko CHAY ya Cold Drink ki jagah Glucose & ORS diya jaye.

DULHAN k gale me haar ki jagah Stethoscope lagaya jaye,
Aur
majaa to tab aaye jab Dr. shaadi k baad bole
NEXT PLZ !!

Smart Husband

Smart husband

Husband sent a text to wife at night, "Hi babe I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favourite dish before I return."

He sent another text, "Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

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She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message."

Graham Bell invented Telephone

When Graham Bell invented Telephone
he saw
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2 Missed Call from Rajnikant !! :o