A Woman's Prayer

A Woman's Prayer:

I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;

Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.

Husband and Wife

"Honey," said by husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

Daughter of Great Khali

Heated Beated Compressed Husband