All Men are same

The woman who invented the phrase, "All guys are the same." was a chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China."

Marriage of Doctor

Doctor ki shaadi kuch is tarah se honi chahiye.

MEHENDI ki jagah DETTOL solution istemal ho.
BAARAT ambulance me jaye,
SHAADI hospital me ho.

PHOTO ki jagah X-ray liya jaye or kya khub ho agar KHANE me Vitamin C & B ki goli di jaye,
MEHMANO ko CHAY ya Cold Drink ki jagah Glucose & ORS diya jaye.

DULHAN k gale me haar ki jagah Stethoscope lagaya jaye,
Aur
majaa to tab aaye jab Dr. shaadi k baad bole
NEXT PLZ !!

Smart Husband

Smart husband

Husband sent a text to wife at night, "Hi babe I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favourite dish before I return."

He sent another text, "Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

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She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message."

Graham Bell invented Telephone

When Graham Bell invented Telephone
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2 Missed Call from Rajnikant !! :o