Height of facebook addiction

Height of facebook addiction:

A Boy's facebook status: "I am online during economics lecture... Ha Ha Ha!!!"
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Comment from his professor:"Get out of the class!"
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Dean liked the comment.
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Friends commented: "Jaldi cafe aaja, mahol ekdum fit hai..."
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Mother commented: "Nalayak, class nahi karni to sabzi leke sidha ghar aa..."
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Father commented: "Dekh lo apne bete ki harkatein..."
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Girl Friend commented: "I hateyou, mujhse kaha Daadi hospital me hai, mil nahi sakta..."
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Daadi commented:"HaramKhor!!!"X ­D :-P:-D

Husband and Wife watching cricket IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together

:After 5 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee?

Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. 
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.

Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like Indians going to win this one.

Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.
Wife: How many runs they need to win now?

Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.
Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.

Husband:*Turns off the TV*
Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "mogali rekulu(Daily serial)"

Husband: Who is girl here ?
Wife: Don't disturb me..

Why Ladies First

2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki..
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Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes
&Returnd..
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Boy In Air Opened Parashute&Said Mujhe
Pata Tha Chudail Tu Nahi
Kudegi..
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From that day onwards people
started saying LADIES FIRST..:p :O :D

Ladies in Park Gossip

A lot of ladies used to sit together every evening in a park and talk non stop....

One day they were all sitting very very quietly.

A gentleman who would walk past the noisy group everyday was surprised to see

them all so quiet.... He inquired about this to which they replied,
"you see, today we r all present, so we don't know whom to gossip about...."!