God and Adam

God and Adam 

God said, 'Adam, I 
Want you to do 
Something for Me.' 

Adam said, 'Gladly, 
Lord, what do You 
Want me to do?' 

God said, 'Go down 
Into that valley.' 

Adam said, 'What's a Valley?' 

God explained it to 
Him. Then God said,
'Cross the river.' 

Adam said, 'What's a River?' 

God explained that 
To him, and then said, 
'Go over to the hill....' 

Adam said, 'What is a 
Hill?' 

So, God explained to 
Adam what a hill was. 

He told Adam, 'On 
The other side of the 
Hill you will find a 
Cave.' 

Adam said, 'What's a 
Cave?' 

After God explained, 
He said, 'In the cave 
You will find a woman.' 

Adam said, 'What's a Woman?' 

So God explained 
That to him, too. 

Then, God said, 
'I Want you to 
Reproduce.' 

Adam said, 'How do 
I do that?' 

God first said (under 
His breath), 'Geez.....' 

And then, just like Everything else, 
God Explained that to Adam, as well. 

So, Adam goes down 
Into the valley, 

Across the river, and 
Over the hill, into the 
Cave, and finds the 
Woman. 

Then, in about five Minutes, he was back. 

God, His patience 
Wearing thin, said 
Angrily, 'What is it 
Now?' 

And Adam said.... 

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(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!!!!) 

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'What's a headache?'

Sorry Wrong Number

The Darling Mothers The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. "How are you, darling?" it said. "What kind of a day are you having?" "Oh, mother," said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears, "I've had such a bad day. The baby won't eat and the washing machine broke down. I haven't had a chance to go shopping, and besides, I've just sprained my ankle and I have to hobble around. On top of that, the house is a mess and I'm supposed to have two couples over for dinner tonight." The mother was shocked and was at once all sympathy. "Oh, darling," she said, "sit down, relax, and close your eyes. I'll be over in half an hour. I'll do your shopping, clean up the house, and cook your dinner for you. I'll feed the baby and I'll call a repairman I know who'll be at your house to fix the washing machine promptly. Now stop crying. I'll do everything. In fact, I'll even call George at the office and tell him he ought to come home and help out for once." "George?" said the housewife. "Who's George?" "Why, George! Your husband!... Isn't this 223-1374?" "No, this is 232-1374." "Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I have the wrong number." There was a short pause and the housewife said, "Does this mean you're not coming over?"

Difference between wife and girl friend.

* A Wife is like a TV * 

* A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE * 

At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE 

When you have no money, you sell the TV and when you have got money you change your MOBILE


Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE 

TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated! 

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old! 

But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable 

Operational costs for the TV are often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding 

TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't 

MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not). 

Got A Surprise For You Honey (Visual Joke) 

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Now you can open your eyes!