Friday, July 27, 2012

husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. 

The husband decides to give his wife a gift, a tombstone, with the inscription: "Here lies my wife.....cold as ever" 

Later the furious wife bought a return present, a tombstone with the inscription: "Here lies my husband.....stiff at last"

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Difference Between WIfe and clock

“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”

Doosra Aadmi bola:

“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”

Answering a wife is like

Thought for the day:

Answering a Wife is like,
Diffusing a BOMB...
One wrong move &,
BOOOOOOMMMM.....

Pyaar k side effects

Pyaar k side effects

1- Kisi or khoobsurat ladki/ladke
ko dekh nhi sakte...
agar dekha to shamat aa jayegi..
:p

2- So k utho to musibat ko batao...
Warna daant khana pakka... :D

3- Khana khaya ya nhi,sab hisab
do...
:>

4- Raat ko call pe bat kro, warna
phir shak... :(

5- Galti se b 12 baje k baad
number bzy gaya to beta tu kaam
se gaya..
:O