Rajnikanth top 10 jokes

1. Rajnikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
2. Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
3. Rajnikanth killed the dead sea.
4. If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
5. Rajnikanth can play the violin with a piano
6. Rajikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
7. Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? 
   Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
8. Rajnikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
9. If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
10. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
11. Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
12. Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
13. Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
14. Rajnikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
15. When Rajnikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

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