Santa and Doctor

Santa revisits d doctor... 

Doctor: Dawai pee li thi nahi? 
Santa: Nahi doctor sahab dawai to hari thi. 

Doctor- mera matlab hai dawai le li thi na? 
Santa- ha doctor sahab apne di, to maine le li thi. 

Doctor- are yar dawai ki sheshi kha li thi na? 
Patient- nahi doctor sheshi to bhari hui thi. 

Doctor- abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha na? 
Patnt- are dr sahab peeliya (juandice) to mu jhe tha!