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Friday, August 31, 2012
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Death and Boy
Death came to a guy and said, "My
friend today is your day"
Guy:- "But i'm not ready!".
Then death said, "Well your name
friend today is your day"
Guy:- "But i'm not ready!".
Then death said, "Well your name
is the next on my list...".
Guy:- "Okay why don't you take a
seat and I will get you something
to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"All right.. ".
The guy gave death some food
with sleeping pills in it, death
finished eating and fell into a
deep sleep.
The guy took the list & removed his
name from top of the list and put
into the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to
the guy,
"Because you have been so very
nice to me,
I will start from the BOTTOM of the
list.." :O =))
Moral:...what ever is written in your destiny.... Will never change no matter how much u try to......!:)
Guy:- "Okay why don't you take a
seat and I will get you something
to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"All right.. ".
The guy gave death some food
with sleeping pills in it, death
finished eating and fell into a
deep sleep.
The guy took the list & removed his
name from top of the list and put
into the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to
the guy,
"Because you have been so very
nice to me,
I will start from the BOTTOM of the
list.." :O =))
Moral:...what ever is written in your destiny.... Will never change no matter how much u try to......!:)
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Monday, August 27, 2012
Saturday, August 25, 2012
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man
Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man :-
Can There Be Anything Worse
Than Losing A Girlfriend ?
Old Man Replied :- Yes...
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Can There Be Anything Worse
Than Losing A Girlfriend ?
Old Man Replied :- Yes...
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Losing Your Confidence
of Finding Another One!
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Losing Your Confidence
of Finding Another One!
OLD Generation New Generation
OLD Generation vs New Generation
OLD GEN:
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab
NEW GENERATION:
"Kal ka kaam aaj MAT karo,
usko kal tak rakho..
OLD GEN:
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab
NEW GENERATION:
"Kal ka kaam aaj MAT karo,
usko kal tak rakho..
kya pata us kaam ko karne
ki jarurat hi na pade.."
ki jarurat hi na pade.."
Banta and Wife
Biwi :- Janu Batao Tum Mujh Se kitna Pyar Karte Ho ??
Banta :- Bahut Jyada
Biwi :- Phir Bhi Kitna ??
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Banta :- Bahut Jyada
Biwi :- Phir Bhi Kitna ??
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Banta :- Itna Ke Dil Chah Rha Hai Ki
Tumhari Jesi 1 Aur le Aaun!!
Banta :- Itna Ke Dil Chah Rha Hai Ki
Tumhari Jesi 1 Aur le Aaun!!
Crazy CID facts
Crazy C.I.D facts :
If you watch the CID series on TV, you might find this amusing.
1. Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors.
2. C.I.D bureau has 1 toyota qualis since last 11 years.
3. In entire 20 storeyed building of C.I.D only 7 people work.
4. There is no POLICE C.I.D handles every case.
5. Accused person accepts his crime only after getting slap from Daya on face.
6. None of them ever got married.
7. None of them ever got promotion, not even ACP.
8. Salunke just presses CONTROL & ALT & gets Finger prints tested.
9. people remember a person they just saw once & give exact sketch.
10. End of episode, all criminals get Fassi.
If you watch the CID series on TV, you might find this amusing.
1. Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors.
2. C.I.D bureau has 1 toyota qualis since last 11 years.
3. In entire 20 storeyed building of C.I.D only 7 people work.
4. There is no POLICE C.I.D handles every case.
5. Accused person accepts his crime only after getting slap from Daya on face.
6. None of them ever got married.
7. None of them ever got promotion, not even ACP.
8. Salunke just presses CONTROL & ALT & gets Finger prints tested.
9. people remember a person they just saw once & give exact sketch.
10. End of episode, all criminals get Fassi.
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
If animals have Facebook these are most likely to be their Status Updates
If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates
:COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!" :-s
Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her?? I don’t even remember" 8-|
Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking" :(
Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! ">:/
Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon"X_X
Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC/Mac
:COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!" :-s
Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her?? I don’t even remember" 8-|
Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking" :(
Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! ">:/
Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon"X_X
Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC/Mac
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Headlines of 2050
HeadLines of "2050":
1. Rajnikant in 'DHOOM-22'
2. 'GOLMAAL-15' ready 4 Release
1. Rajnikant in 'DHOOM-22'
2. 'GOLMAAL-15' ready 4 Release
3. I will play d next 'World Cup' - Sachin
4. Shahid, Saif attended 'Kareena's 8th Wedding'
5. Petrol - 984 Rs/Litre
6. Shahrukh Khan's Daughter bcums a Heroine wid Amitabh Bachchan in a Luv-Story tittled 'Chini Khatam'
7. CID completed 10,00,000 TV episodes
8. Nokia launches new Phone wid facilities lyk...
20 SIM Card,500 GB InBuilt Memory, Camera, Music & Video Player, Bluetooth, WiFi, 5G, GPS, TV, Fridge & Washing Machine (all in 1 Phone) !!!
4. Shahid, Saif attended 'Kareena's 8th Wedding'
5. Petrol - 984 Rs/Litre
6. Shahrukh Khan's Daughter bcums a Heroine wid Amitabh Bachchan in a Luv-Story tittled 'Chini Khatam'
7. CID completed 10,00,000 TV episodes
8. Nokia launches new Phone wid facilities lyk...
20 SIM Card,500 GB InBuilt Memory, Camera, Music & Video Player, Bluetooth, WiFi, 5G, GPS, TV, Fridge & Washing Machine (all in 1 Phone) !!!
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Colour of Frequency
What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
Husband in a book store
A husband in a book store.
Do You have a book called,
"Husband, the master of Wife?"
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Do You have a book called,
"Husband, the master of Wife?"
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Sales Girl :
Sir, Fantasy and Comic section is on the 1st floor!!
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Sales Girl :
Sir, Fantasy and Comic section is on the 1st floor!!
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Santa and Doctor
Santa revisits d doctor...
Doctor: Dawai pee li thi nahi?
Santa: Nahi doctor sahab dawai to hari thi.
Doctor- mera matlab hai dawai le li thi na?
Santa- ha doctor sahab apne di, to maine le li thi.
Doctor- are yar dawai ki sheshi kha li thi na?
Patient- nahi doctor sheshi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor- abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha na?
Patnt- are dr sahab peeliya (juandice) to mu jhe tha!
Doctor: Dawai pee li thi nahi?
Santa: Nahi doctor sahab dawai to hari thi.
Doctor- mera matlab hai dawai le li thi na?
Santa- ha doctor sahab apne di, to maine le li thi.
Doctor- are yar dawai ki sheshi kha li thi na?
Patient- nahi doctor sheshi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor- abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha na?
Patnt- are dr sahab peeliya (juandice) to mu jhe tha!
Santa Banta
Santa- Yaar, Meri Ghadi (Watch) Kho Gai
Banta- Chalti Thi Kya
Santa- Haa Yaar, Chalti Thi
Banta- Tension Mat Le, Jarur Chal Kar Kahi Gai Hogi
Banta- Chalti Thi Kya
Santa- Haa Yaar, Chalti Thi
Banta- Tension Mat Le, Jarur Chal Kar Kahi Gai Hogi
Santa and Gulabo
| Santa and Gulabo Santa goes to Gulabo's home 'n' knocks the door Gulabo- "kon...?" Santa - "Main...!" Gulabo-"Main kon..?" Santa-"Leh dass! Ullu di pathi tu gulabo hor kon?" |
Santa Banta
| Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di. Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya. Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya? Santa: Nahi pakk gaya ! |
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Courses in Pakistan
On a lighter note.....
Courses in Pakistan :-
M.B.B.S : Master in Bomb Blast System
DSM : Diploma in Suicide Missions
JEE : Jihad Enterence Exam
CAT : Career in Al-Qaeda and Taliban
CA : Complete Aatankvadi
Courses in Pakistan :-
M.B.B.S : Master in Bomb Blast System
DSM : Diploma in Suicide Missions
JEE : Jihad Enterence Exam
CAT : Career in Al-Qaeda and Taliban
CA : Complete Aatankvadi
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