Santa goes to astrologer jyotishi

Santa:" Jyotishi key paas kundli dikhanegaya,,
Jyotish:" Tera naam Santa hai ??
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Santa:" Ji
Jyotish:"Teri biwi ka naam dolli hai ??
Santa:" ji
Jyotish:" teri 2 beti hain ??
Santa:" ji haa..
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Jyotish:" tune abi 10 kg chawal kharide hain ??
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Santa:" aap to antaryami hain
maharaj..
Jyotish:" dafa ho jao yaha se..
Agli dafa kundli lana, ration card nahin..."