Tumhari Aisi-Taisi, A Poem After BJP’s Landslide Victory

Lo ban gayi Sarkar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi
Sisak rahe makkar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi

Pass nahin ho paya ‘pappu’ ab ke bhi
Bhaag liya Sardar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi

Bafad rahe the Sibbal, Beni, Manish Ji
Chhena bungla Car, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi

Mehangai, Bekaari rovein sisak-sisak
Vyaakul Bhrastachar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi

Kab aaoge Joh rahe hum Vadra Ji
Puchhe Karagaar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi

Amma, Didi aur Behen Ji gum-sum hain
Shadi Shuda hai Yaar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi

Secular, Topi, Sampradayikta ke Bando,
Band hua vyaapar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi

Ajai Rai, Kejri Nikammo
Batlao kaha gaya Mukhtaar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi

Madam Ji Italy ka ticket kata lo ab,
Plane khada taiyaar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi

Rok sako to roko, Modi aaya hai
Hokar Sher Sawaar, Tumhari Aisi-Taisi!!

Biwiyo Ke Maayke Rehne Jaane Ka Chalan

Biwiyo ke maayke rehne jaane ka chalan saal mein 3 baar hona chahiye

Iske Faayde..

1. Isse Pati-Patni mein prem badhega
2. Talaak ka mamla ghatega
3. Maayke mein bhi biwiyo ko apna bhaav pata chalega
4. Pati ki kadra badhegi
5. Baar baar mayke ki dhamki kam hogi
6. Maayke walo ko apni betiyo ki sahi aadatein pata chalengi
7. Daamad ke prati sahanubhooti badhegi!

Aap logo ko aur fayde pata to ho batayein jaroor!

Rupee Dollar Rakhi Funny

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How many apples can you eat in empty stomach

Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?

Girl: I can eat 6 apples.

Boy: you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach

bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.

Girl: waow super joke I'll tell my friend.

Girl to Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?

Other Girl: I can eat 10.

Girl: pagal 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati...!:D:D

Indian Poor League or Indian Premier League

Indian Poor League 

or

 Indian Premier League

Himmatwala joke on tickets

Ticket seller- Boss, no one buying

'Himmatwala's tickets

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Boss- Give it free,

Once public enters,

close the door & Start selling EXIT tickets @ Rs. 200 

Revenge with teacher

A teacher broke traffic signal

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Police officer arrest her

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Teacher please let me go "I am a teacher"

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Police officer "oh ho i have waited this moment whole year"

Now write 10000 times that

"I WILL NEVER BREAK TRAFFIC SIGNAL AGAIN"

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This is called Revenge...

Shortest Love Story

Shortest love story..

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He proposed,

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She smiled,

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No teeth, he died! xD :P

Angry Moment with small kid

That Angry Moment..

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When a small kid hits u without any reason in front of his mom&

u cant do anything but smile n say

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"kitna cute hai (Sala kutta)":p :O :/ :D

Best misconception in teacher life

One of the best misconception in teacher's

life.. :O

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They think sending student out of the class

is a punishment.. :p :p Lol :P

Not scared of proposing a girl

I am not scared of proposing a girl

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But saala

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agar wo maan gayi to kharcha kaun

kare...:D :P

Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya

Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya socha meine bohot aur cheating karne ka plan banaya..

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bathroom mein kardi meine cheating ki setting

aur ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting..

Exam paper dekh ke meri ankhon ke aage andhera chaya..

kya bataon paper tha physics ka aur mein chemistry le aaya... :p :O :D :D

Woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp

Woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. 

She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. 

As usual, the Genie grants her a wish:-

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Woman: " I want my husband to have eyes only for me.........I want to be the only one in his life.......I want him to sleep always by my side.........I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes........."

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The Genie turned her into a BLACKBERRY 

Always Brush your teeth

Dream makes everything possible, 

Hope makes everything work,

Luv makes everything beautiful,.

Smile makes all the above....

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So always Brush ur Teeth=D =))

Walking to school on a Monday

Walking to school on a Monday 

and 

Walking home from school on Friday.

9 interesting confusions

9 interesting confusions :s

1. Can u cry under water?

2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?:s

3. Why dont birds fall of trees when they sleep?/:)

4. Why is it called building when it is already built?:/

5. When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it?=))

6. If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches?:x

7. why does round pizza come in a square box?:p

8. Why doesnt glue stick 2 its bottle?:>

9. "I Love You" is not a question thn why does it need an answer?:O=)) ! !

In Biology practical exam

In Biology practical exam .

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Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai,

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Papu: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be.??

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Teacher: NAALAYAK!!

Tumher zero milta hai Apna naam bataao.!!

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Papu: Ye le meri taange dekh k likh le

Define Management

Teacher: Define Management?
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Pappu: Pura nahi aata, aakhir ka yaad hai...
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Teacher: Chalo koi baat nahi, aakhir wala hi suna do...
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Pappu: ummmmmmmmmmm... -............... -.and this is called Management...:p -:D:D

Our incredible INDIA..

Our incredible INDIA...?
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-The smartest students pass with 1st Class and get admissions to Medical and Engineering colleges..
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-The 2nd Class students get MBAs and LLB's to manage the First Class students..
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-The 3rd Class students enter politics and rule both 1st and 2nd Class students..
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-The Failures join the underworld and control politicians and businesses..
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-Those who did not attend any school, become Swamis and everybody follows them..

I’m not addicted to Facebook

I’m not addicted to Facebook.I only use it
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lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :p :p :p

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