ek ladke ne kiss kiya

Girl:"mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere gaal pe kiss kiya
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.Mom:"tune usko chata mara ya nahi
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.Girl:"mujhe achanak Gandhi ji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gaal aage kar diya..:p :D :O :D

Why Ladies First

2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki..
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Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes
&Returnd..
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Boy In Air Opened Parashute&Said Mujhe
Pata Tha Chudail Tu Nahi
Kudegi..
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From that day onwards people
started saying LADIES FIRST..:p :O :D

Ladies in Park Gossip

A lot of ladies used to sit together every evening in a park and talk non stop....

One day they were all sitting very very quietly.

A gentleman who would walk past the noisy group everyday was surprised to see

them all so quiet.... He inquired about this to which they replied,
"you see, today we r all present, so we don't know whom to gossip about...."!