Revenge with teacher

A teacher broke traffic signal

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Police officer arrest her

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Teacher please let me go "I am a teacher"

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Police officer "oh ho i have waited this moment whole year"

Now write 10000 times that

"I WILL NEVER BREAK TRAFFIC SIGNAL AGAIN"

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This is called Revenge...

Best misconception in teacher life

One of the best misconception in teacher's

life.. :O

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They think sending student out of the class

is a punishment.. :p :p Lol :P

Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya

Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya socha meine bohot aur cheating karne ka plan banaya..

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bathroom mein kardi meine cheating ki setting

aur ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting..

Exam paper dekh ke meri ankhon ke aage andhera chaya..

kya bataon paper tha physics ka aur mein chemistry le aaya... :p :O :D :D

In Biology practical exam

In Biology practical exam .

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Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai,

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Papu: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be.??

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Teacher: NAALAYAK!!

Tumher zero milta hai Apna naam bataao.!!

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Papu: Ye le meri taange dekh k likh le

Define Management

Teacher: Define Management?
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Pappu: Pura nahi aata, aakhir ka yaad hai...
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Teacher: Chalo koi baat nahi, aakhir wala hi suna do...
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Pappu: ummmmmmmmmmm... -............... -.and this is called Management...:p -:D:D

physics easy hoti

Sochiye Physics Kitni Easy Hoti......
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Agar...
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Apple Ki Jagah Ped Gira Hota Aur
Newton Wahi Nipat Gaya Hota..:D:P

3 Idiots Facebook scene

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3 Idiots Scene-
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Aamir Khan--*Smiling* -.
Teacher--Aap Muskura kyu rhe hai?

Aamir Khan--Bohat Dino se FB Page ka Admin banne ki iccha thi,,aaj Ban gya hu,,bht maza aa rha hai.
Teacher--jyada Maze Lene Ki Zarurat nahi hai....ok Tell me What is a Post?

Aamir Khan--Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post Sir.
Teacher--Can you Please elaborate?

Aamir Khan--Sir,,jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai wö post hai sir....Ghumne gye toh photo daal diya!!! Post hai Sir. . .Match dekha Score daal diya!!! Post hai Sir. . .Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir!!!. . .Katrina ki Pic se Ronaldo ki Kick tak!!! Sab post hai sir!!! Ek second me Comment,ek second me like!! Comment-like comment-like.
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Teacher--Shut up! ADMIN banke ye karoge??? Comment-like comment-like. . .Hey chatur tum batao?
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Chatur--Picture -s,texts or Videos posted through Mobile or Tablet or laptop or desktop via Different Operating system using Internet on Facebook is called a Post.

Teacher--excell -ent.!
Aamir Khan--par sir maine bhi toh wö hè bola seedhe shabdo mein.
Teacher--Seedhe -shabdo me karna hai toh kisi aur page ke admin bano.;>

Aamir Khan--Par sir dusre admin bhi toh.
Teacher-Get out!
Aamir Khan--why sir?
Teacher--Seedhe -Shabdo me bahar jaiye.
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*Aamir Khan goes out and Comes Back*
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Teacher--kya hua?
Aamir Khan--kuch Bhul gya tha sir.
Teacher--Kya?
Aamir Khan--An Utility button given us to protect our Private data. i.e pictures,messag -es or personal
Information for being stolen or Used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else.
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Teacher--kehna kya chahte ho??
Aamir Khan--logout sir!!! Logout karna bhul gya tha.:p
Teacher--seedha -seedha ñî bol sakte the.?
Aamir Khan--thodi der pehle try
kiya tha sir,aapko pasand nahi aaya :D :P

Killing and Murder of English

Killing English

1. Principal To Student..." I Saw U
Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling
Cigarette... ? "

2. Class Teacher Once Said :" Pick Up The
Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!"

3. Once Hindi Teacher Said...."I'm Going
Out Of The World To America.."

4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY
BACK.."

5. Don't..Laugh At The Back
Benches...Otherwise Teeth And All Will Be
Fallen Down.....

6. It Was Very Hot In The Afternoon When
The Teacher Entered.. She Tried To Switch
The Fan On, But There Was Some Problem.
And Then She Said " Why Is Fan Not
Oning" (Ing Form Of On)

7. Teacher In A Furious Mood... Write
Down Ur Name And Father Of Ur Name!!

8. "Shhh... Quiet... The Principal Is
Revolving Around College"

9. My Manager Started Like This "Hi, I Am
Madhu, Married With Two Kids"

10. "Will U Hang That Calendar Or Else I'll
HANG MYSELF"

11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK
AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

12. Chemistry HOD Comes And Tells Us...
"My Aim Is To Study My Son And Marry My
Daughter"

13. Tomorrow Call Ur Parents Especially
Mother And Father

14. "Why Are You Looking At The Monkeys
Outside When I Am In The Class?!"

15. Lab Assistant Said This When My Friend
Wrote Wrong Code.. "I Understand. You
Understand. Computer How Understand??

16. Seeing The Principal Passing By, The
Teacher Told The Noisy Class.. "Keep
Quiet, The Principal Has Passed Away"

17. Once Teacher Told "If U Talk So Loudly
I Will Stand Uping U"

18. Teacher To Students:Don't Spit
Outside, The Understand

OLD Generation New Generation

OLD Generation vs New Generation

OLD GEN:
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab

NEW GENERATION:

"Kal ka kaam aaj MAT karo,
usko kal tak rakho..

kya pata us kaam ko karne
ki jarurat hi na pade.."

Lessons from 3 idiots

Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai :D
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Miss: shut up & get out.

Babloo: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: very good, batao..




Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye :D
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Miss: u also get out.

Shamu: miss mein bataon..?
Miss: I think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay..
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Shamu: Miss doctor ke elawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai!
Miss: u also get out.

GUDU: Miss mein bataon. Miss: HAAN BATAO...
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GUDU: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI. ;-)

Students Rock!!