Biwiyo Ke Maayke Rehne Jaane Ka Chalan

Biwiyo ke maayke rehne jaane ka chalan saal mein 3 baar hona chahiye

Iske Faayde..

1. Isse Pati-Patni mein prem badhega
2. Talaak ka mamla ghatega
3. Maayke mein bhi biwiyo ko apna bhaav pata chalega
4. Pati ki kadra badhegi
5. Baar baar mayke ki dhamki kam hogi
6. Maayke walo ko apni betiyo ki sahi aadatein pata chalengi
7. Daamad ke prati sahanubhooti badhegi!

Aap logo ko aur fayde pata to ho batayein jaroor!

How many apples can you eat in empty stomach

Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?

Girl: I can eat 6 apples.

Boy: you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach

bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.

Girl: waow super joke I'll tell my friend.

Girl to Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?

Other Girl: I can eat 10.

Girl: pagal 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati...!:D:D

Shortest Love Story

Shortest love story..

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He proposed,

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She smiled,

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No teeth, he died! xD :P

Not scared of proposing a girl

I am not scared of proposing a girl

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But saala

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agar wo maan gayi to kharcha kaun

kare...:D :P

Woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp

Woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. 

She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. 

As usual, the Genie grants her a wish:-

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Woman: " I want my husband to have eyes only for me.........I want to be the only one in his life.......I want him to sleep always by my side.........I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes........."

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The Genie turned her into a BLACKBERRY 

ek ladke ne kiss kiya

Girl:"mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere gaal pe kiss kiya
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.Mom:"tune usko chata mara ya nahi
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.Girl:"mujhe achanak Gandhi ji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gaal aage kar diya..:p :D :O :D

A boy was teaching maths to a girl

A boy was teaching maths to a girl...
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He kissed her, again he kissed her n said, this is addition then the girl kissed him n said,
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this is substraction, 
then they kissed each other n said, this is multiplication,
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suddenly the girl's dad came beat the boy threw him away n said this is called DIVISION... :D:D

"Pyar" Ek Aisa Word Hai..

"Pyar" Ek Aisa Word Hai..
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Agar Ladka Samajh Jaye To Ladki
Nahi
Samajhti,
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Aur.,
Agar Ladki Samjhe To Ladka Nahi
Samajhta,
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Aur
Agar Dono Samajh Jaye To Ye Duniya
Wale Nahi Samajhte

todays boys and girls

Boy:" hey, i love u,
meri gf banogi.. ??
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Grl:" hmmmm!
Apna number de do,
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jab current bf se break-up hoga
to miss call kar dungi...:p :/:O :D

Husband and Wife watching cricket IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together

:After 5 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee?

Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. 
Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.

Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.
Wife: Hmm, looks like Indians going to win this one.

Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.
Wife: How many runs they need to win now?

Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.
Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.

Husband:*Turns off the TV*
Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "mogali rekulu(Daily serial)"

Husband: Who is girl here ?
Wife: Don't disturb me..

Why Ladies First

2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki..
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Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes
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Boy In Air Opened Parashute&Said Mujhe
Pata Tha Chudail Tu Nahi
Kudegi..
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From that day onwards people
started saying LADIES FIRST..:p :O :D

Smart hone ki sabse badi problem

Smart hone ki sabse badi
problem....
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Sari ladkiyo ko lagta ki iski to
pehle se hi girlfrnd hogi :))
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Unko kya pata isee vajah se aaj

tak single hu mai....:(( :p :O

Height of over confidence

Height of over confidence B-)
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A man marrying his own secretary thinking she will follow his orders as before..!!!:P

Boy and Girl

Boy:- I Love U , tum iss duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho .....

Girl:- Par tumhare peeche to mujh se bhi zyada
khubsurat ladki khadi hai ................

Ladke ne mud kar dekha to waha koi nahi tha ...........

Girl:- Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte
toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte ...............

"I HATE YOU"

Moral :- Moral woral kuch nahi , bas ladki zara tez nikali .....

" Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere dosto "

Boy:- Jaisi tumhari marzi , but ab ye diamond ring
main kise dunga ..............

Girl:- Lo ! Ab main apne jaanu ke saath mazak bhi
nahi kar sakti kya .............

Ladki ne ring box me dekha .........

Girl:- Ye to khaali hai ..................

Boy:- Agar tum mujh se sacha pyaar karti to kabhi verify
nahi karti ki iss me ring hai ke nahi .............

" I HATE YOU "

Moral:- Ladki Jitni Tez Hoti Hai , Utni Hi Tez Uski Watt
Bhi Lagti Hai .................. 1 Like n Share toh banta hai boss

All Men are same

The woman who invented the phrase, "All guys are the same." was a chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China."

Marriage of Doctor

Doctor ki shaadi kuch is tarah se honi chahiye.

MEHENDI ki jagah DETTOL solution istemal ho.
BAARAT ambulance me jaye,
SHAADI hospital me ho.

PHOTO ki jagah X-ray liya jaye or kya khub ho agar KHANE me Vitamin C & B ki goli di jaye,
MEHMANO ko CHAY ya Cold Drink ki jagah Glucose & ORS diya jaye.

DULHAN k gale me haar ki jagah Stethoscope lagaya jaye,
Aur
majaa to tab aaye jab Dr. shaadi k baad bole
NEXT PLZ !!

Smart Husband

Smart husband

Husband sent a text to wife at night, "Hi babe I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favourite dish before I return."

He sent another text, "Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

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She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied, "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message."

expensive drop of female tear.

There is nothing more expensive than a single drop of female tear!!!

 When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with "chanel" eyeliner and "Dior" mascara ;;) ..then when it comes down to the cheek..it mixes with "D&G" blusher :and in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with "burberry" lipstick
 This means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs15000

Girls and Boys on Facebook and in Real

Best Couple in the World

Do You know who is best Couple in the World.?

"SMILE N TEARS"...
Very rare they are Seen together, but when they are together it is the best Moment of Life.!