Essay on Garib

Ek Ameer Ladki ko School me Garib
Parivar pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya. 
Essay me usne Likha : Ek Garib Parivar tha,
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Pita Garib, Maa Garib, Bachche

Garib.
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Parivar me 4 Naukr the, wo bhi Gareeb..!
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Car bhi Tooti hui AUDI thi..!
.
Unka Garib Driver Bachon ko Tooti Car
me School Chhod K Aata tha..!
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Bachon K paas Purane Lumia 800
Mobile the..!
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Bache Hafte me 4 bar hi Chicken Khate
the..!
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Ghar me 4 hi 2nd Hand A.C. the..!
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Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil se Aish Kar
raha tha....:p :D

Killing and Murder of English

Killing English

1. Principal To Student..." I Saw U
Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling
Cigarette... ? "

2. Class Teacher Once Said :" Pick Up The
Paper And Fall In The Dustbin!!!"

3. Once Hindi Teacher Said...."I'm Going
Out Of The World To America.."

4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY
BACK.."

5. Don't..Laugh At The Back
Benches...Otherwise Teeth And All Will Be
Fallen Down.....

6. It Was Very Hot In The Afternoon When
The Teacher Entered.. She Tried To Switch
The Fan On, But There Was Some Problem.
And Then She Said " Why Is Fan Not
Oning" (Ing Form Of On)

7. Teacher In A Furious Mood... Write
Down Ur Name And Father Of Ur Name!!

8. "Shhh... Quiet... The Principal Is
Revolving Around College"

9. My Manager Started Like This "Hi, I Am
Madhu, Married With Two Kids"

10. "Will U Hang That Calendar Or Else I'll
HANG MYSELF"

11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK
AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

12. Chemistry HOD Comes And Tells Us...
"My Aim Is To Study My Son And Marry My
Daughter"

13. Tomorrow Call Ur Parents Especially
Mother And Father

14. "Why Are You Looking At The Monkeys
Outside When I Am In The Class?!"

15. Lab Assistant Said This When My Friend
Wrote Wrong Code.. "I Understand. You
Understand. Computer How Understand??

16. Seeing The Principal Passing By, The
Teacher Told The Noisy Class.. "Keep
Quiet, The Principal Has Passed Away"

17. Once Teacher Told "If U Talk So Loudly
I Will Stand Uping U"

18. Teacher To Students:Don't Spit
Outside, The Understand

Santa and English

In Eng exam, Santa made sentences of Given WORDS as:

 1. WHAT - Sita ko Ram k saath dekh kar Pappu k mathay par WHAT par gaye

 2. KILL - Sonu ne Deewar par KILL thoak k tasveer tang di

 3. DIG - Paon phisal janay k wajah se Ramu farsh pe DIG gaya

 4. MY - Hum ne ghar k kaam k liye ek MY rakhi hui hai

 5. PUT: Kal Santa ne plant PUT ditta ;) =))

expensive drop of female tear.

There is nothing more expensive than a single drop of female tear!!!

 When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with "chanel" eyeliner and "Dior" mascara ;;) ..then when it comes down to the cheek..it mixes with "D&G" blusher :and in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with "burberry" lipstick
 This means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs15000