Rupee Dollar Rakhi Funny

Breaking news .
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The only way
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to save the Rupee
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tie a rakhi to the Dollar.
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. "Meri raksha karna!"

How many apples can you eat in empty stomach

Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?

Girl: I can eat 6 apples.

Boy: you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach

bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.

Girl: waow super joke I'll tell my friend.

Girl to Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?

Other Girl: I can eat 10.

Girl: pagal 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati...!:D:D

Indian Poor League or Indian Premier League

Indian Poor League 

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 Indian Premier League

Himmatwala joke on tickets

Ticket seller- Boss, no one buying

'Himmatwala's tickets

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Boss- Give it free,

Once public enters,

close the door & Start selling EXIT tickets @ Rs. 200